Quote 23 Apr 199,832 notes
Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
— 

Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)

always reblog

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HOLLA

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Video 23 Apr 20,004 notes

purpbanga:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mmmmnope. [pbs]

Lol me with the little kids at my job.

Video 23 Apr 3,598 notes

People Who Rock: Solange Knowles

I don’t ever, ever, ever try to convey me having it all together because I f*ck up all the time. I’m definitely as flawed as they come. I think me putting myself out there as some role model would be completely a false misrepresentation because you don’t see when somebody pops off to me and I pop off and I’m like, ‘That was so [not] mature, bring it down.’ It’s always a work in progress but I really, really do consider myself a student of the world and I’m always asking a bunch of questions to people who seem to have it even 10 percent together.

Photo 23 Apr 3,131 notes snixlovesbrittsthemost:

molliesmpire:

Santana: I’m the hottest
Pigeon: Surprise Muthafukaa.

This is comic genius!

snixlovesbrittsthemost:

molliesmpire:

Santana: I’m the hottest

Pigeon: Surprise Muthafukaa.

This is comic genius!

Text 23 Apr 3,214 notes

cosimaniehaus324-b21:

Tatiana slipping into a British accent when she’s acting as a British person acting as an American when she’s Canadian

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Video 23 Apr 183 notes

Kurtana - “Opening night”

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Photo 23 Apr 6,545 notes breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person
TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”
Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News
Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

breakingnews:

Lupita Nyong’o named People’s Most Beautiful Person

TODAY: Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful person for 2014, the magazine revealed Wednesday morning on TODAY. The Oscar winner with the perfect smile and the style to match beams from a cover that promises “her inspiring story.”

Follow more entertainment news at Breaking News

Photo: Getty Images via NBCNews.com

Text 23 Apr 169,250 notes

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

Text 23 Apr 75 notes

itsthelesbiana:

Mom: *driving* If Becky don’t get her ass in the right fucking lane!!!!! Have you ever wondered if white people drive in their cars and do the same thing like:
*white people voice*
IF TUPAC DOES NOT GET ACROSS THE STREET GEORGE. I SWEAR ON JESUS CHRIST THAT I’LL RUN HIM OVER.”
Or
*more annoying white people voice*
IF BIGGIE DOESN’T STOP CUTTING ME OFF!!!!!

Me: omg.

Photo 23 Apr 6 notes thankformakingmeafighter:

I have a new ship.  Santana and the pigeon.

thankformakingmeafighter:

I have a new ship.
Santana and the pigeon.

Text 22 Apr 143 notes

haikuology:

(masculinity (part i.))

Black boi wakes up.

Black boi puts on bowtie.

Black boi looks in mirror.

Smirks. Dapper.

Black boi walks to school.

Cute, big-haired girl smiles. 

The religious homeless man spits at her feet.

Dyke. C’mere honey. C’mere fuckin’ dyke.

Black boi sits in class.

Big-haired girl slips note. Hey, cutie.

Black boi dances on the way home.

White cop mistake it for “threatening behavior”. Excuse me, SIR.

Black boi trembles as she takes off hoodie. It’s MISS.

White cop don’t give a fuck. I’m going to need to search you.

White cop grab her breasts. Slide their fingers between her thighs.

White cop unties bowtie. "So, you wear bowties, Dyke?"

Black boi imagines White cop using bowtie to tie her own noose.

Can I go, please? White cops grab her ass as he pushes her away.

Black boi cries on the way home.

Black boi’s phone vibrates. "Hey, beautiful. :)" -From cute big-haired girl

Black boi walks in.

Mom greets her hugs and kisses. I love you, my handsome daughter.

Black boi goes to her room.

Black boi looks in mirror. Smirks. Fuck the man. I’m fucking dapper.

Video 22 Apr 21,219 notes

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Quote 22 Apr 99,471 notes

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

— 

HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

We know the Pythagorean theorem

by heart, but short-circuit when asked

“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t 

know. That wasn’t on the study guide.

Depth.

Text 22 Apr 3 notes

candlesorcigarettes:

…..
These niggas faked gay
For popularity
-_-
_-_
I’m done like…..
How do you not see
How offensive this is mtv?!
I’m appalled

Text 22 Apr 24,983 notes they aint have to kill the dog in i am legend bruh

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